My dream......

...consisted of a large naked woman holding a stethoscope on each nipple and saying, over and over, 'Is this what you like?'

Then I was hanging backwards from the top of a tall building, wearing my red mac.

Then I was back on the ground. A van pulled up and the doors opened, revealing the woman sat in the back.

A crow appeared; he was all-white with a police uniform check pattern around his neck and on his hat. The crow had 'PARANORMAL OFFICER' stamped on his wing. He kept repeating 'You're naughty, you're naughty' and spoke with a lisp.

Luckily I woke up and scribbled all this down.