FUCKSHOE

It will get a coin.

Killing Power: 95?

but he's Death!!!

Thanks, Hieronymous...

I love this man.....

Thanks to WFMU for introducing us.

Take a Break...

A Scrawling

Special business

I love this picture soooo much. I first saw it in Lucy and Simon's bathroom and my eyes popped out on stalks. It turns out that another friend, Joff, rescued it from a special school where he worked. Applause for everyone involved.....

My dream......

...consisted of a large naked woman holding a stethoscope on each nipple and saying, over and over, 'Is this what you like?'

Then I was hanging backwards from the top of a tall building, wearing my red mac.

Then I was back on the ground. A van pulled up and the doors opened, revealing the woman sat in the back.

A crow appeared; he was all-white with a police uniform check pattern around his neck and on his hat. The crow had 'PARANORMAL OFFICER' stamped on his wing. He kept repeating 'You're naughty, you're naughty' and spoke with a lisp.

Luckily I woke up and scribbled all this down.

Silver Jubilee 1977 (on Super-8)

The Beers

MAN MAN: interview with Honus Honus

I was super-lucky the other week; not only did I get to see Man Man twice in three days, I also managed to take a stroll with Honus Honus (aka the Ryan Kattner) and film a short interview with him. He's a cool cat (and most of the ladies I know want to marry him. Hey, even I do...)


If you don't know Man Man, you should...


Man Man website
Man Man myspace

EGG

Man sees chocolate egg. Man takes a fancy to chocolate egg. It's foil is so sensual. Man eats chocolate egg. Poor chocolate egg.

DOG

Now that the sun's out and everyone's in sandals, let's enjoy a tale of love betwixt man and dog.

Fred in the head

For some reason, Fred West is the name on everyone's lips at the moment. I have no idea why but he's popping up in all sorts of conversations- it seems that a lot of people have respect for old Fred, look. Perhaps he's tugging at our collective elbow from beyond the grave; perhaps Rose's murdered guinea pig wants vengeance and is using the spirit of Fred to get attention.

Anyway, to 'celebrate' one of Britain's most-loved serial killers, I've started a game where you have to include F&R in as many film posters / record covers as possible, preferably changing the title too.